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Rather thirsty and enjoys chopped chilli in soy sauce when available.
General know-it-all
or at least much more than International Pauly.
Enduro rider turned web guru turned radio star. Took five years for the team to beat the North Sydney snobbery out of him.
Resides: 200m past the end of Brabham Straight.
Frequently Flyer Status: Gold
Habits: Looking after the "Supreme Being" - Rust the sausage dog.
Status: Depends what you look like. |
Harty |
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Not good with AppleCare agreements but a true BBQ specialist.
A pommy git with no love of the old land.
Likes to hold on to redundant waterside properties.
Resides: Half way to friggin' McLaren Vale which makes it a "waterbag trip"
Frequent Flyer Status: Just slightly silver
Habits: Inhales mega-schnitzels regularly and always with wierd sauces. Three beers after work at the local. Hates customers.
Status: Hung drawn and quartered |
JP (Chay-Pee) |
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A unknown tennis star but honest about it. Knows V8 Supercars a touch.
Writes likes a thesaurus which can cause problems for some motor racing enthusiasts.
Generally last to pay for dinner.
Happy to get female referrals and follow through.
Eloquent, despite the apparent love of bright shiny pit-hottie dresses.
Has the ability to access all areas worldwide and loving it.
Coming round to like Sportscar Racing such as Le Mans.
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The Foges |
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Shoe fanatic with a love of fast scooters and iPod accesories. Can be calming at times. Always parks with valet service.
Never in the country very long.
Has 5 WRC events under her belt and split JR and Brocky at Targa Tas so she has no idea whats going on.
Resides: Galston Gorge
Frequent Flyer Status: Kept her gold
Habits: Deluxe Coffee and Gow Gees for breakfast.
Status: Lounging out up the front somewhere 10 miles up. |
Linda |
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Used to be Audrey Hepburn. Talks a lot. Extremely friendly except with people who collect bottles for refund (SA only)
Misses Amber & Sabrina
Hates Flies and Zizzers. Loves Chicken in any form. Snaps at uniforms.
Resides: with Harty
Frequent Flyer Status: Sworn to never fly.
Habits: Big Ted & The Hog.
Status: Upitty with other girls around. |
Rust |
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Once implicated in child pornography he was aquitted after they found out he was just at the park with his daughter. Bloody lawyers!
Writes good code and can shoot (photos not guns) well but has no idea about design. Dunno how he puts up with all those various characters on his forum, V8 Central.com Maximum of two Bundy cans per night. Last to get media accreditation and has had to play an unsuspecting husband at Clipsal 500, once.
Resides: Roseville, NSW
Frequent Flyer Status: Pah - bloody Virgin flyer
Status: LaserMaster |
Meesta Chris |
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Left the country six years ago and we keep kicking him back out everytime he visits.
Doesn’t like sharing a high speed line – especially at Le Mans, not that we have to anymore since wireless arrived.
Resides: Atlanta, Georgia and various Qantas Club lounges around globe.
Frequently Flyer Status: Beyond Platinum
Habits: Electronic toys, red wine, Jasmins Indian, Collecting Frequent Flyer miles & passport stamps. Annoying Brabs for new gigs and spiritual advice.
Status: Married with Master Ryan on the way. |
International Pauly |
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Now here is a Danish/Aussie enigma. Drops prepositions in sentences a lot which makes everyone think he is just plain rude.
Loves the next race which is never far away.
Resides: Odense, Denmark and most GT2 and GT3 cars
Frequently Flyer Status: Outa-control
Habits: FaceBook, hassling Harty for more media and T8 enduros.
Status: Single and has a huge opportunity as a comedian after his race car career is done but judging on his recent performances don't expect that anytime soon!
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Uncle Al |
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It's just unwriteable, really.
Here's a guy who hates the Apple culture and NOW he's bought an iPhone.
OK, so we let him back, since he got a regular root. So much more settled he is now, we feel.
Cavair, the Sturgeon spoof, is his downfall, along with slim, tall, tight, Russian brides. Bloody spam – he has been getting lots lately!
Resides: Adelaide Hills, which he says, is alive with the Sound of (Russian) Music. Cossack anyone?
Frequently Flyer Status: Not allowed
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Ash |
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Just a good guy he is, the Z-Man
Taking a year off to count the money
Resides: Melbourne
Frequently Flyer Status: Minimal
Habits: Turns up to race in his old favourite categories for a single meeting and demoralises everyone by winning.
Status: Slightly handicapped for now after Winton's T11 ruined everything. |
Marcus |
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As tall as the redwood forests of California. Has a good sense of humour. Following his father's footsteps very well.
Another highly versatile driver who pleases his sponsors.
Resides: Difficult to explain, but an MBA is involved.
Frequently Flyer Status: Plenty considering there's a plane in the family.
Habits: V8 Utes and selling race cars just in the absolute nick of time (eg) Carrera Cup Porsche.
Status: A bit sneaky but gets tips from Ryal Harris. |
George |
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Richer than rich and hangs out with Danish royality. Takes plastic bottles down to store regularly for refunds (see pic).
Resides: Vedbaek (Copenhagen), Denmark
Frequently Flyer Status: Owns the Maldavian Airline!
Habits: Sportcar racing, business and turning his daughter Christina into Euro go-kart star. Danish Grill Oil.
Always buying gadgets. Had a spare Porsche 996 RSR so turned it into a sunken dining room table. Has THE best driving simulator setup in Blu-Ray.
Status: Single and worried about who's next! |
Lars |
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Star NRL footballer turned motor racing driver.
Stubborn but can't be talked around with reason and logic. Generally paying out on Harty. Be worried if he calls you "Pal". Loves a Coopers, natch. Not bad even at tarmac rallying despite having to listen to Harty.
Resides: Narrabeen, NSW
Frequently Flyer Status: Silver
Habits: Late and messy. Only eats egg yolks, not the white. Always puts you on hold after he's called when ordering a salad sandwich.
Status: Single but never single. Not a single photo in existence without a girl nearby. Excludes podium shots. |
Jack (alias Keithy George) |
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A true pair of fruits.
Mark - loves danger and laughter. Mick - enjoy process and proceedure. Regularly break their toys.
Resides: Melbourne (separately)
Frequently Flyer Status: Both Unknown
Habits: Mark - scamming & hates Formula Ford. Mick - Not allowed out Saturdays .
Status: Mark went overboard and married the girl on his Harley. Mick busy mowing lawns at Portsea when Mt Buller Sprint is on. |
Marko 'n' Mick |
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